1. She wants to go upstairs...NOW! We have no upstairs.
2. She wants another vitamin.
3. She wants all her clothes off during a 3am trip to the potty.
4. She wants square crackers for her afternoon snack, but we only have round crackers.
5. She wants her shoes back on immediately after taking them off and throwing them under the car seat while I am driving down the highway.
6. She wants to kill a spider with the broom but can't find a spider.
7. She wants me to write her name for the twelfth time in a row.
8. She wants more Cheerios... I just gave her Ziploc bag full of Cheerios which she poured behind the couch when she thought I wasn't looking.
9. She wants to pet an alligator.
10. She wants to carry Mommy.
11. She thinks it's "not nice" that I won't let her touch my eyes.
12. She doesn't want her toenails clipped.
13. She wants me to throw the dinner I just prepared in the trash.
14. She wants to use my toothbrush.
15. She wants to drink shampoo.
16. She wants to climb in the dishwasher full of dirty dishes.
17. She wants coffee.
18. She doesn't want me to hold Daddy's hand.
19. She only wants to wear one sock.
20. She wants to wear Mommy's high heeled shoes to the grocery store.
What makes your toddler cry?